An excerpt from the Zoo Rules page on the website of the city zoo: The following items are NOT PERMITTED and should be left at home: Pets * Roller blades, roller skates, heelies, skateboards, child scooters Bicycles, tricycles, and unicycles Balloons of any kind Straws Balls, Frisbees, flying discs, etc. And now I’m imagining a … Continue reading Because that totally happens